Crankcase - Brawnson’s Beard Oil - 50ml

Built with chaos. Fueled by spite. Finally… Brawnson’s got his own oil and he didn’t wait for permission.

Engineered by Brawnson (Mostly Behind JJ's Back)

Crankcase isn’t your average beard oil. This one was concocted in the glitchy guts of Brawnson’s workshop. It’s complex, wild and unapologetic.

With a scent profile that smells like a freshly oiled machine storming through a pine forest at midnight, this is beard care for those who live full throttle.

Scent made from:
Elemi - Zesty, citrusy resin that keeps things sharp and light.
Juniper Berry - Clean and piney.
Cedarwood - Warm, woody and grounding.
Black Pepper - Adds that spicy kick, it's bold, masculine and just a wee bit aggressive.
Tea Tree - Antibacterial brilliance to keep your face fresher than Brawnson’s last tantrum.
Vetiver - Smoky, earthy base note for depth and mystery… Brawnson calls it “mechanic’s aftershave.”

Benefits:

• 100% natural formula because even a rebellious robot knows better than to use junk.

• Hempseed oil base is lightweight and packed with omega fatty acids to support beard growth.

• Tames Beard Frizz softens even the wildest wires… er, hairs.

• Anti-Itch & Anti-Dandruff no more flaking like a snowstorm.

• Non-Greasy Finish because Crankcase should stay in your beard, not on your shirt.

Brawnson says “Crankcase is what happens when I stop listening to humans and start listening to the beard. You want normal? Go use your da’s aftershave. You want legendary? Crank it.”

Handmade in Scotland
50ml Bottle - lasts 4–6 months depending on beard size and how reckless you are.